Roster
| Name | # | Positons | Years In | All-Scar |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ali Mony | $10,000/month | Blocker | 6 | |
| Alley Bamazon | US72 | Jammer, Blocker | 3 | |
| Cold Warr | IV | Jammer, Blocker | Rookie | |
| Di Ablo | 54-46 | Blocker, Pivot | 5 | |
| Dill Dozer | 12 | Blocker | 4 | |
| Dusty Doublewide | 2XL | Jammer, Blocker | 3 | |
| Kategory 5 | 5 | Jammer, Blocker | 5 | |
| Loretta Synn | 414 | Jammer, Blocker | 2 | |
| M. Proper | 831 | Jammer, Blocker | 1 | |
| Nicki Ticki Timebomb | 00:01 | Pivot, Blocker, Jammer | 2 | |
| Pierce | 12 gauge | Blocker, Jammer, Pivot | 1 |