About This Project

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Number

K1LL3R

 

Start Year

2016

 

Positions

Blocker/Jammer/Pivot

 

Birthday

Aries

 

Bio

Raised by a local coyote pack, this native Austinite gal has always had an intensity about her and found work as an assassin snuffing out cheating husbands and lovers. After retiring from “the business”, she decided to explore new hobbies and discovered roller derby. She loves delivering huge hits with a huge smile on her face, waterfalling, and sneaking through holes in the pack. Outside of roller derby she lives under the radar and enjoys bubble baths, watching The Golden Girls, and embroidery because it reminds her of stabbing.

Distinguishing Characteristics

Dark hair, dark eyes, dark soul, and a penchant for doing somersaults on the track

Awards

Most Likely To Work at Coyote Ugly - 2006 McCallum Senior Class, Most Supportive - Spring 2017 New Girls class, Booty Queen aka Most Likely to Twerk/Probably Already Twerking Award - Fall 2017 New Girls class

Derby Wife

Armed and Dangerous is my primary derby mistress, but we practice ethical derby polyamory :)

Injuries Sustained

March 9th 2016 - Broken ankle; March 9th 2017 - Torn MCL; planning on staying home on March 9th 2018

Favorite Opponent

The patriarchy

Derby Idols

Honestly everyone who straps on a pair of skates and tries something new. My first game was in 2005 and I’ve been in awe of roller derby players ever since.

Likes

Jazz, mid-century mod furniture, cheese, pinup girls, American "tall tales", embroidery, tears of my enemies, cats, crafting, black everything, rainy days

Dislikes

Injustice, philanderers, pastels, bigotry, being told I can’t do something, watches, ranch dressing and mayonnaise

Category

Putas Del Fuego