About This Project

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Val Kerry

Number

5’13”

 

Start Year

2011

 

Positions

Blocker

 

Birthday

Pisces

 

Bio

Towering over all the rivals in the land, casting shadows on this jammer and that jammer, she was named the “Chooser of the Slain”. She decides who falls in battle on the banked track. She’s the hardest hitter this side of Valhalla, and she will chase you down. Dare to let her vigorous charisma or the flowing white robe fool you. If you’ve got a star on your helmet, she will come for you and she will take your fallen soul. Don’t look behind you. Look above you.

 

Distinguishing Characteristics

Tallest skater in the league

Awards

womp womp- always the nominee, never the winner

Derby Wife

Smitey Mouse

Injuries Sustained

Torn Meniscus

Favorite Opponent

Dixie Sanchez

Derby Idols

Bloody Picka

Likes

Love potion, 4in heels, drinking games, kittens

Dislikes

Heathens, empty cocktail glasses, dogs

Category

Hellcats, Retired Skaters