About This Project

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Smitey Mouse

Number

8

 

Start Year

2010

 

Positions

Blocker/Jammer

 

Birthday

Leo

 

Bio

There is nothing comical about this jammer. Her super powers include flight, super strength, and invulnerability to even the biggest blockers. One of her most frequent tactics is to fly under the chin of an opposing blocker and let loose a barrage of blows, subduing the opponent through sheer physical punishment. She’s the only mouse brave enough to play with a team of Hellcats.

 

Distinguishing Characteristics

TBD

Awards

TBD

Derby Wife

Val Kerry

Injuries Sustained

TBD

Favorite Opponent

TBD

Derby Idols

TBD

Likes

Taking whips, pushcarts, cheese, house parties, and profanity.

Dislikes

Intimidation tactics, poor grammar, people who make fun of me for my height, and goldfish crackers

Category

Putas Del Fuego, Retired Skaters