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Mean Jolene

Number

75

 

Start Year

2011

 

Positions

Blocker

 

Birthday

Leo

 

Bio

Born in the valley, Jolene lived a simple life with an open heart until …… The river flooded with the tears of broken-hearted women who begged her “don’t take my man.”
With a smirk on her face and fire in her eyes, Jolene took her skates and headed to the Texas hill country and the higher ground of the TXRD banked tack. She moved on from stealing men to stopping jams. You will know her by her short hair, long legs, and defensive end. Be prepared to beg for your jam!

Distinguishing Characteristics

Short hair and long legs

Awards

2014 Most Pregnant

Derby Wife

Soviet Crusha

Injuries Sustained

Pregnancy

Favorite Opponent

Ghettostar Balactica and Attila the Nun

Derby Idols

Cheapskate and Dusty

Likes

Hard Hits, Being mean

Dislikes

Patriarchy and lite beer

Category

Hellcats, Retired Skaters