About This Project

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Jammit Janet

9

 

Start Year

2014

 

Positions

Jammer/Blocker

 

Birthday

TBD

 

Bio

She don’t dream it, she be it!

From the hometown of Denton, brought to life in a freak derbs accident by a sweet transvestite from Transexual, Trannsylvania, Jammit Janet wonders if you might have a track she could use. No matter how fast the pack is, it’s just a jump to the left, then a step to the right, then she’ll have all your points, because she’s gotta catch ’em all.

Distinguishing Characteristics

Adorkable, Bubbly huge smile, Big bear hugs, and Glasses

Awards

Most Clueless 2013

Derby Wife

TBD

Injuries Sustained

None

Favorite Opponent

All the bitches!

Derby Idols

Freight Train, Smarty Pants

Likes

Creatures of the night, Science Fiction Double Features, Pokemon, Potatoes

Dislikes

Brad [that asshole]

Category

Hellcats, Retired Skaters