About This Project

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Ice Ice Bang Me

Number

H2O2

 

Start Year

2017

 

Positions

Blocker/Jammer/Pivot

 

Birthday

Cancer

 

Bio

I’m a musical theatre nerd from Fort Worth that became a cosmetologist, moved to Austin to play banked track roller derby but didn’t know how to skate. Started working at Playland to learn how. When I’m not skating or working I just sit at home coloring with my dog. Oh and I’m an ordained Minister of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Distinguishing Characteristics

Green Hair and 90s cartoon tattoos

Awards

MVP Jammer for a wreck bout

Derby Wife

TBD

Injuries Sustained

None (knock on wood)

Favorite Opponent

Anyone stronger or faster than me

Derby Idols

I don't have a specific person cause there are so many strong badasses that I look up to and am constantly inspired by.

Likes

Dr. Pepper, gettin knocked down, but poppin back up again (like chumbawamba), a good book, curse words

Dislikes

People who smack their gum/food, apple sauce and feeling like the smelly kid cause my derby gear stinks no matter what

Category

Hellcats