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Dyers Eve

Number

Un 4 given

 

Start Year

2013

 

Positions

Blocker

 

Birthday

Aries

 

Bio

Dyers Eve was shipped off to the Sacred Heart School for Girls after getting busted for an illegal moonshine business. Her reputation for producing tasty libations got out and was soon cornered by the nuns who hired her to make a special flavorless, scentless moonshine they could enjoy while carrying out The Lords word. So she brewed up a concoction of holy water and other proprietary ingredients for her favorite nuns. They were soon hooked on this holy drank and with the nuns drunk and distracted Dyers was able to follow her true passion, skating. Her skills were soon noticed by the bad girls in plaid, the Holy Rollers. She is a force to be reckoned with on or off skates and you can be assured she is always packing some heat.

Distinguishing Characteristics

Purple Skates, Evil glare

Awards

TBD

Derby Wife

Rolla Parks

Injuries Sustained

TBD

Favorite Opponent

TBD

Derby Idols

Nicki Ticki Timebomb-Smarty Pants-Psyco Babble

Likes

Snake drills that last 30 minutes, Whips, Craft Beer, Dogs, Pizza, Guns, Metal, Zombies

Dislikes

Goody goodies, foods that get stuck in my teeth, cats, obnoxious frat boys

Category

All Scar Army, Holy Rollers