About This Project

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Dusty Doublewide

Number

2XL

 

Start Year

2010

 

Positions

Blocker

 

Birthday

Libra

 

Bio

Scariest on the track, prettiest in the trailer park.

Distinguishing Characteristics

Red hot red hair, perpetually exposed midriff

Awards

Rookie of the Year 2010; Best Blocker 2012, 2013; Most Feared 2012, 2013; Best Fight 2013; Stinkiest Rhinestone 2010-Present

Derby Wife

Rozy B Hind

Injuries Sustained

I hurt, I don't get hurt

Favorite Opponent

The lower half of my shirts

Derby Idols

Krissy Krash, Kat 5

Likes

American Bourbon, Hank Williams, Short Skirts and Emotionally Distant Men.

Dislikes

Weak Drinks, People Who Tell Me to Cover Up, Whiners, Nuns.

Category

All Scar Army, Retired Skaters, Rhinestone Cowgirls