About This Project

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Scary Fisher

Number

1977

 

Start Year

2019

Positions

Blocker, Jammer

 

Birthday

September 9, Virgo sun, Taurus rising

 

Bio

“If my life wasn’t funny it would just be true, and that is unacceptable.”

Distinguishing Characteristics

Thick thighs, saving lives

Awards

n/a

Derby Wife

Beast Infection

Injuries Sustained

n/a

Favorite Opponent

The Star

Derby Idols

Ninja Please, Gnarly Carly

Likes

Red wine, black cats, laser swords, renaissance festivals

Dislikes

George Lucas, mushrooms, TERFs, the term “Mary Sue”

Category

Hired Gun$