About This Project

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Buffy Basher

Number

5X5

 

Start Year

2015

 

Positions

Blocker/Jammer

 

Birthday

January 4th (Capricorn)

 

Bio

Into every generation a skater is born: one girl in all the world, a chosen one. She alone will wield the strength and skill to fight the jammersblockers, and the forces of darkness; to stop the spread of their evil and the swell of their score. She is the Basher.

Distinguishing Characteristics

Sweatiest skater on the track, thick Wisconsin accent

Awards

Fox River Saddle Club Reserve Champion 1996, Pedicab Miss November 2015, Undefeated Cheese Curd Eating Champ Since 1999

Derby Wife

If you like it, then you can put a ring on it ;)

Injuries Sustained

So far just my bruised pride and tailbone. I also have a scar on my finger from when I had trouble opening a can of baked beans.

Favorite Opponent

Gravity...I'LL DEFEAT YOU YET

Derby Idols

Rocky Casbah, Lyka Boss, Dirty Blonde...but really ALL of them

Likes

Eating tacos for every meal, Mr. Pointy, all of the beer...

Dislikes

Vampires, vegan "food", and the patriarchy.

Category

Putas Del Fuego