About This Project

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Beast Infection

Number

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

Start Year

2019

 

Positions

Missionary

 

Birthday

August 1st

 

Bio

Hide yo’ kids, hide yo’ wife – here comes Beast Infection

Distinguishing Characteristics

Itching and irritation, a burning sensation, soreness, rash and general discomfort

Awards

None (YET!)

Derby Wife

Scary Fisher

Injuries Sustained

None (YET!)

Favorite Opponent

Anything warm, moist, and inviting

Derby Idols

I am in awe of every skater in this league

Likes

Making bread, brewing beer, messing up your flora, antibiotics

Dislikes

Antifungal cream, cotton, boric acid

Category

Hired Gun$