Hold onto Your Butts, Derby Season is Here!

By TXRD Newsroom January 10, 2015

The skaters have laced up their skates, dusted off their pads and are back at it! It’s time for the season to begin, and as always, TXRD is leading off with its ever famous All Scar Army pitted against last year’s champions, Las Putas Del Fuego.

 

Now, this bout is still a couple weeks away, but if you’re antsy like we are, you need a little something to keep you occupied until that date arrives. So we have put together a little morsel that should give your derby fan brain something to gnaw on for a while.

 

Our famous brick wall, Dusty Doublewide, is teaming up with Sacralicious to captain this team of All-Scar badasses. They have red-rovered some of the league’s best skaters and are ready to take on the Putas Del Fuego.

 

This ASA team is rolling deep with Holy Rollers! They have brought on Atilla the Nun, Anita Confess, Boi Division, Hermione Danger, and Candy Slam. Someone’s going to school – Sunday school that is – whether they like it or not!

 

The Cherry Bombs have contributed just one skater less to the cause, offering up Milla Juke-a-Bitch, Annie Smokley, Ninja Please, and Scrappy. Whoa Bundy, it’s on now! This many Holy Rollers and Cherry Bombs are sure to create some explosive prayer time.

 

The Rhinestone Cowgirls and Hellcats are both offering up two of their best to serve in the heavily-armed force that is the All-Scar Army. Both Dill Dozer and Abbey Roadkill are representing the Rhinestone Cowgirls while Glitterotica and Roxxi Revolver are the pretty kitty contribution from the Hell Cats.

 

These are the girls of  TXRD’s 2015 All Scar Army – and they are coming for you.