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TXRD - Art Erotica

Rolling Security at ArtErotica

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Hey TXRD fans! Looking for something sexy and exciting to tide you over until our infamous Heaven vs. Hell bout on the 23rd? Look no further than the 16th annual ArtErotica, a celebration of “love, lust, and everything in between”! Dubbed “Austin’s sexiest art show” by the...

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TXRD Pillow Fight

Thrills, Spills, and Spandex

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Attention TXRD fans, class is in session! Texas Roller Derby has been bringing the thrills, spills, and spandex for the past decade and a half, but the story of its incarnation is as exciting as the sport itself. As our 15th Anniversary season kicks off,...

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HR-HC Bout & Valentine’s Day!

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Looking for a great Valentine's Day present for that special someone? Forget about flowers and chocolate -- that’s so 2015! This year, give them the gift of adrenaline, courtesy of the toughest and sexiest athletes this side of Cupid's cloud!   A roller derby bout is...

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Texas Roller Derby 2016 Season Opener: All Scar Army vs. Austin All Stars

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Strap on your helmets and brace for impact, because Texas Roller Derby is back!   The 2016 season marks the fifteenth anniversary of Austin’s original banked-track roller derby league, and our opening bout pits two mighty mash-up teams against each other: the All Scar Army, composed of...

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Twelve days of derby

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On the first day of Christmas, my derby wife gave to me:   12 teammates glistening 11 leads a-changing 10 bruises beaming 9 fans a-screaming 8 skaters blocking 7 minor penalties 6 broken toe stops 5 blind refs 4 pretty panties 3 false starts 2 jammers jamming And some track rash on my left knee   Merry Christmas and Happy...

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