Bomb Shells and Cow Bells

By TXRD Newsroom September 19, 2014

“Ladies and gentlemen, we will ask that you calmly leave the building through one of the exits clearly marked on either side of the arena. Please come prepared and be aware of the closest egress during the event. We do have staff members, clearly dressed in black and yellow to assist, should you need help finding an exit.”

 

Yes, TXRD is practicing in the event of the Cherry Bombs creating a major catastrophe. We have stocked up on hardhats, band aids, and triple antibiotic ointments, but no, we won’t kiss your boo boos. That’s what your mama’s for.

 

Now don’t get your kerchief in a bunch, we are equal opportunity planners… the Lone Star’s on ice, the Jackalope has the white rabbit all saddled up, and the TVs are all tuned up on the rodeo in the event the Rhinestones come through with their promise of a “three-peat”.

 

Either way, it is sure to be one hell of a throw-down on, and off, the track (at the after-party of course)! So don’t forget to get those tickets now and meet us there then!! Saturday, Sept 28th, TXRD’s Calvello Cup Championship, Palmer Events Center. Doors are at 6, roll-out’s at 7pm. Come happy, be loud, and whoop it up with the best of us after.