ASA vs TURD Season Opener TXRD

ASA vs TURD Season Opener!

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Sunday, January 22nd at the Palmer Events Center   Congratulations, we’ve survived the weird and wild year that was 2016, and as a reward, Texas Roller Derby is kicking off the 2017 season with a battle of unprecedented radness! On Sunday, January 22nd at the Palmer Events...

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Texas Roller Derby 2016 Season Opener: All Scar Army vs. Austin All Stars

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Strap on your helmets and brace for impact, because Texas Roller Derby is back!   The 2016 season marks the fifteenth anniversary of Austin’s original banked-track roller derby league, and our opening bout pits two mighty mash-up teams against each other: the All Scar Army, composed of...

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One night stand TXRD

One Night Stand January 21st

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Future rollergirls! Are you interested in trying out for Texas Roller Derby but don't have experience with our beast of a banked track?   Join us from 7-9 pm on January 21st for a One Night Stand at the Thunderdome on 211 E Alpine Dr! Skaters of...

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Twelve days of derby

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On the first day of Christmas, my derby wife gave to me:   12 teammates glistening 11 leads a-changing 10 bruises beaming 9 fans a-screaming 8 skaters blocking 7 minor penalties 6 broken toe stops 5 blind refs 4 pretty panties 3 false starts 2 jammers jamming And some track rash on my left knee   Merry Christmas and Happy...

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