The Teams Have Spoken!

The gears of fate took a spin on Saturday. The TXRD world shifted on its axis and everyone present felt that moment quickly sink into a comfortable feeling of new blood, fresh ideas, and a season that’s sure to top all others.

There was a sizable litter of Putitas born right on Tacos and Tequila’s bar; Wild Carnage, Putahontis (formerly known as Cherokee Chisel), Bentley Screws, and Sab A. Taj all earned their horns and first book of matches. Por Vida ladies!

Dyers Eve and Hermione Danger must now learn to iron the plaid pleats properly as well as keep that halo from falling off. Duct tape ladies, lots of duct tape. Congrats Holy babies!

Those frisky kitties sunk their claws into Roxxi Revolver. She is sure to be “pretty in pink”. Keep your eye out for this cat on the track. Hell yea Hellcats!

Blocktober Fest earned her first set of spurs. The Rhinestones have her up in the saddle and ready to go. Rock on Rhinestones!

All the while Train Wreck Trina, Tricky Vicky, and Rolla Parks were carefully put under the A-Bomb-nation spell. They have already filled their closets with green and scream “destroy” in response to anything spoken their way. Whoa Bundy Baby Bombs!!

TXRD’s Hired Gun$ Bessie Mae Mucho, Str8 Jacket, Mad Maxican, Lizard, and Petra O’Leum have vowed to hold these teams up. Should there be an injury, or a skater that cannot play, these ladies are primed and ready to strike at any moment. Never underestimate the quiet strength of a Hired Gun. GUN$ UP!!

Congratulations to all the new drafts and the teams that were lucky enough to snatch them up! Keep your eyes peeled for 2014 season tickets to go on sale soon so you don’t miss a second of the action!