About This Project

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Zara Problem

Number

?

 

Start Year

2014

 

Positions

Blocker

 

Birthday

Leo

 

Bio

If there was a problem, yo I’ll solve it!

Distinguishing Characteristics

A great, big pair of .......... eyes

Awards

TBD

Derby Wife

Single

Injuries Sustained

Fractured fibula (in two places)

Favorite Opponent

I like to hit everyone!

Derby Idols

Lacy Bones (Derby Fairy Godmother), Mötley Sue (introduced me to TXRD), and OF COURSE Ann Calvello!

Likes

Hard hits, stiff drinks, tattoos, and live music

Dislikes

Tornadoes, beets, and rubberneckers

Category

Cherry Bombs