About This Project

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Vanna FOoK

Number

Y45

 

Team

Holy Roller

 

Start Year

2015

 

Positions

Blocker/Jammer

 

Bio

After a long day of training her eyes to see some religion through the fence of the basketball courts at Sacred Heart, FOoK ended up at a TXRD bout. From that moment on, she knew she too wanted to go to the city to hit some broads.

Distinguishing Characteristics

God-given teal hair

Awards

Best Use of Nature's Pocket, 1st place in a chili cook-off

Derby Wife

Calamity Jones

Injuries Sustained

Broken elbow, severe road rash on her right buttcheek, fractured clavicle, and lots of gorgeous bruises

Favorite Opponent

The lady at the co-op that won't let me share my hours.

Derby Idols

Dyers Eve, Rolla Parks, Dusty Doublewide, Fifi Nomenon, & Smarty Pants

Likes

Cheese, stout beer, Irish whiskey, dessert, dark humor, puzzles, Lego, foot rubs, and saying fuck

Dislikes

Fucking liars, alarm clocks, steak sauce and ketchup, using SOS pads, and terrible manners.

Category

Holy Rollers