About This Project

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Tomb Raver

Number

XTC

 

Start Year

2015

 

Positions

Jammer

 

Birthday

Leo

 

Bio

Born and raised in Chicago, IL.  Served four years in the United States Marine Corps.  Became a drifter after the service and did ALL of the things, including a hit single on the radio (small charts, not big charts).  I like to come in, fuck shit up, and then leave…

Distinguishing Characteristics

Pocket sized

Awards

Miss Nude United States Hottest Legs 2006 (don’t hate)

Derby Wife

TBD

Injuries Sustained

TBD

Favorite Opponent

Jeep Strangle-Her, Bidi Bidi Boom Boom

Derby Idols

Lyka Boss, Jeep Strangle-Her, Scrappy, Husslepuff, Smitey Mouse, Lacy Bones, and Sacralicious

Likes

Raves, dance music, fluffy stuff, pretty lights, pretty ladies, Quantum Physics, haters, beaches, tattoos, boots, avocados, breakfast tacos, and veggie burgers

Dislikes

When bitches kill my vibe, peas, dresses, people going slow in the fast lane, shopping, cold weather, and people who abuse animals

Category

Putas Del Fuego