About This Project

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Smash U Delirious

Number

Double vision

 

Start Year

2010

 

Positions

Pivot/Blocker/Jammer

 

Birthday

Virgo

 

Bio

Born in the Mid-West and got to TX as soon as she could. Once in college found herself bored with the same routine crap and needed to get some aggression out. She stumbled upon TXRD and found herself wanting to play with some of her derby idols. Once in the league she was coached by the idols she watched and now plays with best and is ready to Smash anyone that gets in her way or trys to get around her!

Distinguishing Characteristics

Constant Bitch-Face, "Don't give a fuck" attitude

Awards

Best Pivot 2012

Derby Wife

TBD

Injuries Sustained

Broken ribs and multiple bruises

Favorite Opponent

Dawna Destruction and Hot Ta' Wally

Derby Idols

Kater Dye, Rocky Casbah, Cheapskate, Curly Suicide, Knottie Knoxville

Likes

Hitting people and not going to jail, riding motorcycles, drinking, getting my hands dirty and wearing heels

Dislikes

Whiners

Category

Hellcats, Retired Skaters