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Shania Pain

Number

521

 

Start Year

2015

 

Positions

Jammer/Blocker

 

Birthday

May 21 Gemini/Taurus

 

Bio

Shania Pain is a Texas Girl originally from Dallas.  After high school, she joined the Army and after 18 years, she now serves in the Texas National Guard. Alongside her husband (King of Pain) the Pain family has 6 awesome kids that keep life outside of derby busy.

Distinguishing Characteristics

Colorful half sleeves on both arms and a great resting bitch face

Awards

I have serious military ones. Bronze Star is the highest. I was told I was the calmest person to have a break at practice. Milla dubbed me that when I broke my leg in December.

Derby Wife

No one loves me

Injuries Sustained

Tib/Fib Tri-mal fracture of right leg on Dec 8th 2015 at Holy Rollers Practice

Favorite Opponent

All the bitches!

Derby Idols

Scald Eagle, Prissy Galore, Glitterotica and Lyka Boss

Likes

Derby, Cheesecake, skating, running, trail running, swimming, biking, anything with my family and a guy named Ralph

Dislikes

Pickles, wasting time, my broken leg

Category

Rhinestone Cowgirls