About This Project

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Sassy Squasher

Number

8 oz

 

Start Year

2011

 

Positions

Jammer/Blocker

 

Birthday

TBD

 

Bio

She ended her rookie season with a bang, that left her knocked up. But after taking a year off for some baby-wrangling, she’s back on the track.

Distinguishing Characteristics

TBD

Awards

TBD

Derby Wife

TBD

Injuries Sustained

A couple gimpy fingers

Favorite Opponent

TBD

Derby Idols

TBD

Likes

Tattoos, whiskey, muscles, over-analyzing, and everything spicy

Dislikes

People who hang the TP backwards, interviews, running out of coffee, scumbags

Category

Retired Skaters, Rhinestone Cowgirls