About This Project

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Sasha Fears

Number

7/11

 

Start Year

2015

 

Positions

Blocker/Pivot/Jammer

 

Birthday

Leo

 

Bio

Three years ago I moved from the beach to Austin to give up my life as a full time mermaid and start doing the derby. With the guidance of Mama Lacy Bones and Polly Urethane, I fell in love with TXRD. Basically, I’m in a relationship with TXRD. Be jealous.

Distinguishing Characteristics

Red mermaid hair, constantly laughing face, tons of freckles

Awards

TXRD Wreck MVP Blocker, 2014 Best High Fiver, 2015 Rail Breaker

Derby Wife

Hunty Badger <3

Injuries Sustained

None...yet.

Favorite Opponent

All the babes bruising me on the track!

Derby Idols

Roxxi Revolver & her ass. Prissy Galore, my derby crush, Smarty Pants and Lyka Boss

Likes

Anything Sequins or Glitter, the beach, live shows, randomly breaking into song and laughing as loud as I can :)

Dislikes

Slow Drivers, Debbie Downers and not having snacks

Category

Putas Del Fuego, Retired Skaters