About This Project

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Rocky Casbah

Number

1982

 

Team

Cherry Bombs

 

Positions

Blocker/Jammer…anywhere you can find me on top.

Bio

The king called up his jet fighters, He said you better earn your pay, Drop your bombs between the minarets,Down the Casbah way

As soon as the Shareef was chauffeured outta there,The jet pilots tuned to the cockpit radio blare, As soon as the Shareef was outta their hair, The jet pilots wailed

Shareef don’t like it

Rock the Casbah, Rock the Casbah

Distinguishing Characteristics

Braids, smile, used to have a smelly shoulder brace. I will eat ur nachos and/or popcorn if I feel snacky...lover of high-fives!

Awards

Winner of Alamo Drafthouse Buddy the Elf contest (including spaghetti with maple syrup, coca-cola chugging, and best burp), TXRD Velveeta Queen, TXRD Crowd Favorite, Winner of Jon E Bravo's heart, Cribbage champion

Derby Wife

Karma...She's not only a bitch, she's my wife.

Derby Husband

Chicago Jimmy

Injuries Sustained

Bruised Butt, Bruised ego, shoulder subluxation, broken pinky, and hangovers

Favorite Opponent

Sister Mary Jane, Holly Peno, Patty Hurts, Peachy Mean, Curly Suicide, Cheapskate, Smarty Pants, Ninja Please (she's such a dick!)

Derby Idols

Evil E (from LADD), Jackie Daniels (Grand Raggidy/Windy City/TX Rollergirls), Krissy Krash (from LADD), Chola, Smarty, Axle Rosie, Holy Peno, Varuca Assault, Ginjure Scraps, Kater Dye, and Cherry "THE LAW" Chainsaw

Likes

Your mom, tshirts, taking naps, Quoting Elf, Irish and scotch whiskey, wearing costumes and onesies, The Bearded men (and women) of Austin Facial Hair Club (AFHC)

Dislikes

Brett Farve, running out of tortilla chips when you still have queso to eat, stubbing your toe, flossing

Category

Cherry Bombs, Retired Skaters