Braids, smile, used to have a smelly shoulder brace. I will eat ur nachos and/or popcorn if I feel snacky...lover of high-fives!
Winner of Alamo Drafthouse Buddy the Elf contest (including spaghetti with maple syrup, coca-cola chugging, and best burp), TXRD Velveeta Queen, TXRD Crowd Favorite, Winner of Jon E Bravo's heart, Cribbage champion
Karma...She's not only a bitch, she's my wife.
Bruised Butt, Bruised ego, shoulder subluxation, broken pinky, and hangovers
Sister Mary Jane, Holly Peno, Patty Hurts, Peachy Mean, Curly Suicide, Cheapskate, Smarty Pants, Ninja Please (she's such a dick!)
Evil E (from LADD), Jackie Daniels (Grand Raggidy/Windy City/TX Rollergirls), Krissy Krash (from LADD), Chola, Smarty, Axle Rosie, Holy Peno, Varuca Assault, Ginjure Scraps, Kater Dye, and Cherry "THE LAW" Chainsaw
Your mom, tshirts, taking naps, Quoting Elf, Irish and scotch whiskey, wearing costumes and onesies, The Bearded men (and women) of Austin Facial Hair Club (AFHC)
Brett Farve, running out of tortilla chips when you still have queso to eat, stubbing your toe, flossing
Cherry Bombs, Retired Skaters