About This Project

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Milla Juke-a-bitch

Number

5th

 

Start Year

2013

 

Positions

Jammer/Blocker

 

Birthday

Scorpio

 

Bio

Infected with a viral strain developed by the military, Milla experiences permanently elevated levels of aggression. Escaped from the top secret project and unable to take out her hostilities on black ops missions for “The Man,” she has taken up roller derby, joining the ranks of TXRD.

Distinguishing Characteristics

Constant grinning, earth shattering belches, and shoulders made of spikes

Awards

2013 Most Improved / 2013 Best Attitude

Derby Wife

Wonder Twin: Scrappy

Injuries Sustained

Ankle stuff...sternum stuff..."Don't worry about it, It's fine."

Favorite Opponent

Glitterotica

Derby Idols

Rocky Casbah, Sacralicious, and Dixie Sanchez

Likes

Ninja Turtles, shouting obscenities at strangers, and "elves and shit"

Dislikes

Puns, Steeler fans, and Eeyores

Category

All Scar Army, Cherry Bombs