About This Project

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Mardi Brawl

Number

10-34

 

Start Year

2014

 

Positions

Blocker/Jammer

 

Birthday

Aries

 

Bio

Growing up on the streets of New Orleans, Mardi spent her nights knocking her way through crowds on Bourbon Street and her days at the skating rink. After one too many brawls Mardi decided she needed a change. She grabbed her skates, loaded her truck and headed west. While stopped at a bar in Austin, a fight broke out. Not being one to back down from a fight, Mardi decided to help out. Thankful for the help, the Gun$ decided they needed a little “taste of Cajun” on their team. Once on the bank track Mardi knew she was home.

Distinguishing Characteristics

Ruffle butt shorts, resting bitch face...”No I’m not mad. This is just my face.”

Awards

Bead Throwing Champion 7 years running, Miss Congeniality 1998

Derby Wife

Bloktober Fest...the most amazing derby wife ever!

Injuries Sustained

Sprained ankle, sprained knee and fractured back

Favorite Opponent

Juicy Cooter

Derby Idols

Psycho Babble, Kategory 5, Bloody Picka

Likes

All things sparkly...a girl can never have too much glitter, big trucks, pit bulls, motorcycles

Dislikes

Cry babies, being told to smile

Category

Holy Rollers