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About This Project

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Lyka Boss

Number

CEO

 

Start Year

2010

 

Positions

Jammer/Blocker

 

Birthday

Virgo

 

Bio

Similar to an employer

 

Distinguishing Characteristics

Giving everyone the finger, impressive resume, undefeated at arm wrestling

Awards

2013 pudding wrestling champion,2012 sword award, 2011 biggest guns, purple heart

Derby Wife

Rasta Fury, Hot ta wally

Injuries Sustained

broken humerus, knee sprain

Favorite Opponent

Nikki Tikki Timebomb

Derby Idols

Chola, Holly Peno, Helle's Belle, Fifi Nomenon, Chargin' Tina

Likes

running shit, boss's day, promoting synergy, sexual harassment, casual fridays, dictating memos (no really, rasta fury wrote all of this)

Dislikes

Cry babies, onions, anything over cooked

Category

All Scar Army, Putas Del Fuego