About This Project

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Loretta Synn

Number

414

 

Start Year

2011

 

Positions

Blocker/Jammer

 

Birthday

Taurus

 

Bio

YEHAW! I’m the one the devil warned you about!

Distinguishing Characteristics

Big smile, red white and blue war paint, devilish look in her eyes

Awards

Best Bruise 2012

Derby Wife

Petra O. Leum- wife, Beaker- mister

Injuries Sustained

Gruesome [bruise], sprained knee, concussion

Favorite Opponent

Attila the Nun

Derby Idols

Kat5, Suzy Hotrod, Bonnie Thunders, Smarty Pants

Likes

Tattoos, sweet tea, dancing, loud music, hitting people legally

Dislikes

Penalties, rude people, spiders, laziness, spiders, steamed broccoli, spiders...

Category

Putas Del Fuego