About This Project

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Juicy Cooter

Number

Monistat 7

 

Start Year

2013

 

Positions

Blocker

 

Birthday

Scorpio

 

Bio

Raised in the bayous and swamps of
Louisiana, Juicy Cooter was born in pink camo and sweet southern sass. Teethed
on tequila and lemon, she’s always been a handful.  Once she started walking she made a juicy mess wherever she went,
and one day it was too much for the local Cajuns and they came after her.
She had to ditch the swamp critters fast, and left for California.

When she arrived her mind was no
longer on camo and crawfish, but she learned to toughen up and rumble on a
moment’s notice. You never knew when those city folk were gonna snap! It wasn’t
too long before the people there knew of her sass and decided she wasn’t
welcome any more. So Cooter ditched the city slickers and fought her way to the
weirdness that is Austin.

One day while exploring she came across the glorious
battle between some real rough women, but noticed they were in fishnets and on
skates. She had to know more! Cooter learned that these women were part of a
roller derby league. She was so impressed with the fearsome ways of the TXRD
women that she knew she had to be a part of it. The rest is just Juicy Cooter
history…

Distinguishing Characteristics

Juicy, Loud, Pink, Sailor's Mouth

Awards

TBD

Derby Wife

TBD

Injuries Sustained

Pulled boob

Favorite Opponent

Sacralicious

Derby Idols

Dusty Doublewide, Maya Mayhem, Ghettostar Balatica, Sacralicious, CheapSkate, Rocky Casbah, and the list goes on & on & on...

Likes

Juicy Couture, Tequila, Pink, causing a ruckus, The Cooter Family

Dislikes

Mushrooms, Jager, jerkfaces

Category

Putas Del Fuego