About This Project

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Joliet Jane

Number

$Texas

 

Start Year

2015

 

Positions

Jammer/Blocker

 

Birthday

Every. Single. Day.

 

Bio

Straight out of your favorite 80’s movie, now with 80% more choreographed fighting.

 

Distinguishing Characteristics

A large tuff of unmanageable curly hair and legs longer than the Nile.

Awards

I once won a free hamburger from McDonalds Monopoly

Derby Wife

Liv R Damage

Injuries Sustained

Nerve damage in right leg

Favorite Opponent

Jammit Janet, Liv R Damage, Ghettostar Balactica, Mo-Lest-Her. Gnarly Carly.

Derby Idols

Alley Bamazon, Rocky Casbah, Lyka Boss, Glitterotica, Sacralicious.

Likes

Crying. Pizza. Ghosts. Air horn.

Dislikes

The Void.

Category

Rhinestone Cowgirls