About This Project

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Jackie Lantern

Number

10/31

 

Start Year

2015

 

Positions

Blocker

 

Birthday

Halloween

 

Bio

Teaching alternative narratives about the Holy Grail got Jackie fired from Rennes Le Chateau Catholic School. She set her sights on educating at Sacred Heart but was overwhelmed with derby dreams the moment she saw the banked track. With her big smile and crushing hip checks, Jackie has helped keep Stingy Jack’s crew of evil spirits away from the Holy Rollers as they roll towards banked track victories.

Distinguishing Characteristics

Pumpkin tattoos, drinks, shirts, pants, socks, home decor...

Awards

MVP Blocker Wreck League Bout Halloween vs. Dia De Los Muertos

Derby Wife

Daisy Confused

Injuries Sustained

Busted bursa in both knees, black eye, ripped piercing, & whiplash

Favorite Opponent

Heathen

Derby Idols

Dusty Doublewide, PeaKhante, & Roxxi Revolver

Likes

The color orange, Samhain, the channel at hotels about the hotel, hugging big dogs and small cats, Grail conspiracy theories, and atlases

Dislikes

The phrase "24/7", people who think all holidays are equal (they're not), the feel of cotton balls, and mostly spiders

Category

Holy Rollers