About This Project

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Gnarly Carly

Number

Gninety-Gnine

 

Start Year

2014

 

Positions

Blocker/Jammer

 

Birthday

Gemini

 

Bio

Born with a glorious curly fro and a shrew attitude, no one knew how to tame this gnarly dame. After being sent off to and kicked out of reform schools all across Texas because of kicking too much ass on the wrestling mat and rugby pitch, she stumbled upon Austin and the sensational ladies of TXRD. She strapped on a pair of skates, and her tangled hair has been flying through the wind ever since.

Distinguishing Characteristics

Redonkulous curly hair, sarcastic, nice butt, clumsy.

Awards

Perfect Attendance Kindergarten through 5th Grade, voted Worst Cook Amongst Roommates

Derby Wife

TBD

Injuries Sustained

TBD

Favorite Opponent

Hairbrush

Derby Idols

Ghettostar Balactica, Dusty Doublewide, Lyka Boss, Lacy Bones

Likes

Frizz control hair products, double IPAs, poop jokes, good podcasts, skating fast

Dislikes

Humidity, "Hard" Ciders, ignorant people, cooking, bugs.

Category

All Scar Army, Rhinestone Cowgirls