About This Project

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Glitterotica

Number

16

 

Start Year

2006

 

Positions

Blocker/Jammer

 

Birthday

Libra

 

Bio

2013 & 2014 Captain of the Hellcats… Sweet and cuddly as barbed wire, I’ve got the touch of a woman and the feel of a wrecking ball–one hit and you’re down for the count. The twinkle in my gaze dazzles like a diamond, but don’t get too close or I’ll have you seeing stars. Get in my way, and your ass will sparkle for a week.

Distinguishing Characteristics

TBD

Awards

2009 Best Fight, 2013 Lip Service Award, Nominated for Most Feared & Best Blocker for last 3 seasons but always loses to Dusty Doublewide.

Derby Wife

Mary Queen of Skates

Injuries Sustained

Concussion, Separated Shoulder, Rotator Cuff, Sprained Ankle

Favorite Opponent

Dusty Doublewide, Wild Carnage, Rozy Behind

Derby Idols

Cheapskate, Dixie Sanchez, Hauss the Boss, Polly Gone

Likes

Running my skate shop Medusa Skates, Free Drinks, Nachos , my cat Dexter, making a skater catch air and then fall from my blocks

Dislikes

Wussy skaters, balloons popping, body odor, Walmart, and sitting

Category

Hellcats, Retired Skaters