About This Project

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Elle B Bach

Number

T-101

 

Start Year

2012

 

Positions

Blocker/Jammer

 

Birthday

Cyborgs don’t have birthdays.

 

Bio

No one is quite sure where Elle was before she appeared in the Sacred Heart schoolyard, but there are those who believe she comes from a time and place in the distant future. When they found her, the nuns quickly outfitted her with a crisp plaid skirt and assumed the “mission” she spoke of must have been divinely inspired. She excelled in all things as a pupil, much to the pleasure of Mother Superior. One day the students went on a field trip to a skating rink, and Elle discovered her true mission: terminate all opponents on the track. She said, “Hasta la vista, baby,” to Mother Superior and set out for the banked track of TXRD. Favorite Fan: Dream Crusher

Distinguishing Characteristics

Dance Machine

Awards

TBD

Derby Wife

TBD

Injuries Sustained

Separated shoulder, torn meniscus

Favorite Opponent

TBD

Derby Idols

TBD

Likes

Being outside, skating, being outside while skating, anything nerdy, making things, and being a robot

Dislikes

Coffee, spiders, losing my keys, bad grammar

Category

Holy Rollers, Retired Skaters