About This Project

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Colt Lightning

Number

6 Shooter

 

Start Year

2015

 

Positions

Blocker/Jammer

 

Birthday

Pisces

 

Bio

Needing a new adventure after getting out of the Army, Colt packed it up and ran away from New England to Austin in order to dish out her own brand of kick-assery on the banked track.

Distinguishing Characteristics

Wicked case of Resting Bitch Face and a filthy mouth to match.

Awards

Wreck League MVP Blocker

Derby Wife

Still on the market

Injuries Sustained

Bruised coccyx, dislocated rib, various sprains, bumps and abrasions

Favorite Opponent

Diablo

Derby Idols

Soooo many, but to keep it simple - Dusty's ass, Husslepuff's feet, Hannthrax's speed

Likes

Shootin stuff, butts, being right, people in drag

Dislikes

Intolerance, people on stilts, being told to smile

Category

Retired Skaters