About This Project

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Cold Warr

Number

IV

 

Start Year

2012

 

Positions

Blocker/Jammer

 

Birthday

3/5/1946

 

Bio

The calm before the storm. Warr is coming!!!

Distinguishing Characteristics

Tall, long and lanky

Awards

RC Most Improved Player 2013

Derby Wife

Rasta Fury (but she's cheating on me with Lyka Boss)

Injuries Sustained

A permanent dent in my thigh from landing on someone else's wheel.

Favorite Opponent

My fellow Soviets, Crusha and Dot

Derby Idols

TBD

Likes

Texas, boots, sweets, chips and dips, volleyball, the Berlin Wall, nuclear warfare, threats

Dislikes

Being ignored, bugs, gravy, communists

Category

Retired Skaters, Rhinestone Cowgirls