About This Project

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Brews Control

Number

10% ABV

 

Start Year

2016

 

Positions

Blocker/Jammer

 

Birthday

Scorpio

 

Bio

Hailing from the cold tundra region of the U.P. of Michigan, Brews’ adrenaline-seeking tendencies brought her to the great state of Texas and the TXRD track. Always in the full pursuit of hoppiness, Brew appreciates concocting fine IPAs in her kitchen and taste-testing everyone else’s. This particular Brew is lightly effervescent, rich-bodied and most definitely not too sweet. Her brand of high octane is strong and sharp but will leave you with a warm glow to cure all that ales you.

Distinguishing Characteristics

Hearty guffaw, bangin' beer booty, and a killer afterparty

Awards

Wreck League MVP Jammer

Derby Wife

TBD

Injuries Sustained

Nothing a good strong IPA can't cure

Favorite Opponent

Michelob Ultra drinkers

Derby Idols

Lyka Boss, Rolla Parks, Glitterotica, Attila the Nun, Dusty Doublewide

Likes

Open bars, death metal, squats, foodies, diving, dreadlocks, forgiveness, and a sense of adventure

Dislikes

Grudges, uncomfortable shoes, light beer, closed-mindedness, fast food, and coloring inside the lines

Category

Hellcats