About This Project

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Bidi Bidi Boom Boom

Number

416

 

Start Year

2014

 

Positions

Blocker/Pivot

 

Birthday

Aries

 

Bio

Bidi Bidi Boom Boom was born on Our Lady of Tejano’s Birthday, la reyna de vida Selena. She has been a puppet, a pauper, a poet, a pirate, a pawn, and a queen but of course enjoys being a Puta most of all. She is basically all of Jay-Z’s 99 problems and now yours.

Distinguishing Characteristics

TBD

Awards

American Graduate Champion, Garden Awards, Art Awards, generally all around being a total badass.

Derby Wife

My First Sanchita was Hunty Badger, then I took a second Sancha Rolla Parks, then I decided to get married not only once but twice to Glitterotica and Hispanic Panic. I like things in two, I gotta lotta love to give.

Injuries Sustained

A stupid sprained ankle and some gnarly rib things that made every breath I took painful.

Favorite Opponent

I like to hit all them bitches.

Derby Idols

Too many to count but pretty much my whole team, BURN IN HELL!!

Likes

Puppets, Puppies, Long Bike Rides, Hamburgers, Hot Tubs, Movies in Yards, Nice People who Love Roller Derby.

Dislikes

Mean People who Hate Roller Derby and Anchovies.

Category

Putas Del Fuego