About This Project

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ThumpHer

Number

James 4:7

 

Start Year

2014

 

Positions

Jammer/Blocker

 

Birthday

Libra

 

Bio

I’m thumpin’… that’s why they call me ThumpHer

Distinguishing Characteristics

Runs/walks REALLY loudly, randomly hops/jumps, blonde curly hair, rather mischievous but means well, smiles a lot.

Awards

2013 Welch Fellowship Award for undergraduate biochemistry research.

Derby Wife

Juicy Cooter

Injuries Sustained

broken right pinky... I was looking proper there for a while when drinking my tea.

Favorite Opponent

Heathen HookHer, Zara Problem, Ghettostar Balactica, Pea Khante and Annie Smokely.. I can’t just pick one.

Derby Idols

That’s easy, Smarty Pants.

Likes

Being Bambi’s lieutenant, Miss Bunny, clover blossoms, hopping, thumping, skating on Stiff-water, “eating greens because it makes long ears and great big feet. (but it sure is awful stuff to eat),” having fun with friends... and Mumford & Sons.

Dislikes

Forest fires, my father’s advice, my sisters chasing me... and milk - that crap is disgusting!

Category

Holy Rollers, Retired Skaters