Alley Bamazon - TXRD - Texas Banked Track Roller Derby
An Austin original, TXRD has been wowing crowds since breathing new life into the sport of roller derby in 2001. Our unique blend of camp and athleticism continues to win over new fans young and old while staying in tune with our old-school derby roots. TXRD’s own brand of banked track roller derby truly is the most entertaining sport in the world.
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About This Project

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Alley Bamazon

Co-Captain

Number

US 72

 

Start Year

2010

 

Year Retired

2014

 

Positions

Blocker/Jammer/Pivot

 

Birthday

Cancer

 

Bio

When Alley Bamazon left her life on the Tennessee River far behind, her ’67 Barracuda carried her all the way to Austin, TX before it chugged to its death outside of Palmer Events Center. Alley used the last $20 left in her pocket to buy a ticket to get out of the Texas heat. It just so happens that it was bout night and Alley fell madly inlove with the TXRD Lonestar Rollergirls.

Distinguishing Characteristics

Tall like an Alabama Pine, Mean as a snake

Awards

RC Hardcore Cowgirl 2011, Miss Disgruntled 2012, RC Best Legs 2013, Hot Dog Eating Champion 1985

Derby Wife

Single

Injuries Sustained

Pregnancy 2013

Favorite Opponent

Cheapskate

Derby Idols

Kat5

Likes

Tequila, bubble baths and my husband

Dislikes

Crybabies

Category

Retired Skaters, Rhinestone Cowgirls