Height
5'4.5"
Birth Date
July 30th
Distinguishing Characteristics
Smart and Fast
Likes
My Mom, Spreading Derby Love, Roller Skating with Her Friends, Riding Bikes, Little Bicycles, Travel, The Lake
Dislikes
Anyone Who Goes Against the
Sisterhood of Derby.
Injuries Sustained
A Few Concussions, Black Eye, Jacked Back, Sprained Ankle, Fractured Hand (maybe it was broken)
Penalties/Feuds/Bad Behavior
Two lap duel, especially the one against the Puta Chingona, Pillow fights, especially the one against the Hell Cat Cheapskae and the Rhinestone Peachy... I have fueds with everyone, take a number. I never act badly.
Awards/Good Behavior
Velvetta Queen Award- the original, Best Jammer a few times, MVP, Best Couple... (Don't do Derby), Best Penility Face Off
Motto
Do Derby just Don't Do Derby
Heros
The four She-e-os of course, Loca Gun Smoka... any of the original Puta Possie- Lunatic included, Cherry Chainsaw, Any other crazy ladies I ever skated with, founders of other derby leagues across the country, and if my mom skated her too.
Idols
Punky Bruiser, Axle Rosie, Venis Envy, Annie Afterparty, Cheap Skate, Smother Theresa
Favorite Opponent
Cheapskate, Lux, Chola, Rocky, Chingona, Dixie, Dirty
Favorite Derby Moment
So many more to come and way to many to remember..... I'll try... being asked by Rainy Daisy to be her Derby Big Sister, going to Australia to train derby, being nominated best blocker, winning 2008 and 2007 Cavello Cups back to back, being asked to skate on the Vagime Regime
Favorite Fan
My Mom and Sister, Rainy Daisy, Don of Don's Automotive, Axle Rosie
Derby Crush
Choas Furry of the Bellingham Roller Betties, Bonnie D. Stroier of the San Diego Derby Dolls, Kamikaza Kim of the Duke City Derby Girls
Outside Interests
I like to go outside.
Training
All the time I am training for derby.
Why I Skate
I skate becasuse I must and I will and I am able and for the future of derby.