Distinguishing Characteristics
Viking-red Hair, Epic Booty
Likes
Pain, Puppies, Doughnuts
Dislikes
Rules, Pants
Injuries Sustained
Broken Hand, Numerous Bruises to the Rear
Derby Wife
Dusty Doublewide
Dirty Little Secret
I'm smarter than I look.
Bio
It's been said that the first time Rozy slipped and fell was on her way out of the womb. Raised in the northlands by a wandering Viking tribe (the cool pillaging kind, not the singing kind), she never did learn to keep her balance on the ice. She adapted to the falls by growing a thick cushion on her rear and learning to take others down with her for fun. As she aged, Rozy grew tired of the cold days and long nights, so she borrowed the family longboat and headed southward.
Her boat crashed somewhere near the port of Houston, where the locals marveled at Rozy's shining white skin and fiery hair. She quickly grew bored of their tans and hit the road in search of a place less bothered by misfits. Austin proved to be just the place for little miss B. Hind. One night at a show, Rozy was getting knocked around in the pit when a group of Amazon-like women on skates helped her to her feet. They showed her how to keep her balance, even on wheels, and to kick ass while doing so! Rozy paid tribute to her new tribe by vowing to wear the number <3, representing that all of TXRD was in her heart, especially after a good beating.