Bio
Seems like I've always been trouble. Mostly though, because I was just misunderstood. One of my meaner teachers told me when when I was young that I was just plain and simple. So the other kids made fun of me, until I fought them all off, busted a few lips and told them "That's Pain N. Simple to you!'" No one's messed with me since. I messed with myself a bit though. I had several run-ins with the law and had to serve some time. My parole officer thought I might do well to channel my aggressive nature into something more constructive. Roller Derby is just the thing. I get to bump, slam and knock the girls around and I feel like hell afterwards ... but at least it's legal.
I use the number 68 to pay homage to a few of great things born in that year ... The 68 Camaro, The Darroze Armagnac Pounan 1968, The Beatles Magical Mystery Tour and Pain N. Simple! All Classy as F*#& like the Hellcats!