Height
5'1"
Birthday
10/21/84
Other Aliases
Mons 4, Smalls
Distinguishing Characteristics
Purple ass, serious lack of tact, excessive sarcasm, and really good at roller derby
Likes
Bruises, offensive punch lines, rivalries, sugar highs and bold statements
Dislikes
Zero-Point Jams, people who don't think I'm funny, political correctness and the people who insist upon such things
Injuries Sustained
Hematomas Galore