Birthday
April 28th...no I am not sharing the year. Taurus enough for you?
Nickname
The Soul Miner's Daughter
Distinguishing Characteristics
Sweet innocent smile before she kicks your ass
Likes
Sweet tea, the first drop of sweat down my back on a hot summer day, cowbells, playing guitar
Dislikes
Breaking skate parts, people without a sense of humor, cold weather, spiders
About Loretta
The devil went down to Texas, he was looking for a soul to steal.
He was in a bind 'cos he was way behind and he was willin' to make a deal.
When he came across this young woman lacin' up her skates and racin' hot.
And the devil jumped upon the jammer line and said: "Baby let me tell you what:
"I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a jammer too.
"And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
"Now you skate a pretty good jam, baby, but give the devil his due:
"I bet bearings of gold against your soul, 'cos I think I'm better than you."
The woman said: "My name's Loretta and it might be a sin,
"But I'll take your bet, your gonna regret, 'cos I'm the best that's ever been."
Loretta you lace up your skates and skate your laps hard.
'Cos hells broke loose in Texas and the devil deals the cards.
And if you win you get these shiny bearings made of gold.
But if you lose, the devil gets your soul.
The devil laces up his skates and he said: "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from his feet as he went up to the line.
And the ref blew the whistle and it made an evil hiss.
Then a pack of demons joined in and it sounded something like this.
Then a pack of demons joined in and it sounded something like this.
When the devil finished, Loretta said: "Well you're pretty good ol' son.
"But sit down in that bench, right there, and let me show you how its done."
Fire on Grandma, run girls, run.
The devil's in the house of the TXRD Thunderdome.
Chicken in the bread pan, pickin' out dough.
"Grandma, does your track bite?"
"Yes, child, It's so."
The devil bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat.
He laid those golden bearings on the ground at Loretta's feet.
Loretta said: "Devil just come on back if you ever want to try again.
"I done told you once, I'm a Rhinestone Cowgirl, we're the best that's ever been."