Birthday
June 30, 1978
Motto
If you can do it once, you can do it twice.
Distinguishing Characteristics
It’s too hot in TX to skate in clothes.
Likes
Bubble water, coffee, baklava, my skates, training, thunderstorms, PJ Harvey
Dislikes
Wasting food, cigarettes, snakes, hearing someone eat an apple or cereal, babysitting your emotions
Heroes
My sister and any woman busting her ass to reach her goals.
Inspirations
There are so many! I am inspired by the enthusiasm and determination of fresh meat skaters. I am inspired by veteran skaters who have offered me advice and words of encouragement. I am inspired by Cheapskate to think positively and hustle. I am inspired by my Captain Kategory to continuously seek improvement and understanding of the game. I am inspired by Maya (Mama) Mayhem to be true to my convictions. I am inspired by Smarty Pants because she is an amazing skater, coach, and role model in the roller derby community.
Hidden Talent
Pie Eating Champion
Dirty Little Secret
I was a private school kid.
Favorite Derby Moment
The Rhinestone Cowgirls winning the 2011 Calvello Cup.
Outside Interests
Skating the Veloway
Bio
Although Alley Bamazon left her life on the Tennessee River far behind, she still swoons at the sound of banjos and mouth harps. Alley stopped by the pawn shop on her way out of town and sold her aluminum fishing boat for a pair of skates and gas money to a land far, far away. Her ’67 Barracuda carried her all the way to Austin, TX before it chugged to its death outside of the Palmer Events Center. Alley used the last $20 left in her pocket to buy a ticket to get out of the Texas heat. It just so happens that it was bout night at the Palmer Events Center and Alley fell madly in love with the TXRD Lonestar Rollergirls.