Experience
2 years with T.X.R.D., 1 year with the Long Island Roller Rebels
Motto
DESTROY
Derby Wife
La Princesa
Likes
Punk Rock, Chains, Red Lipstick & Tattoos
Dislikes
Losing, Whining, Sexism, Authority & Yogurt
Injuries Sustained
Sprained Neck, Torn Hamstring
Bad Behavior
Banned from Roller Derby in New York for Being Too Aggressive
Awards/Good Behavior
Dirtiest Player 2006, Most Dedicated 2010 & Best Manager 2010
Favorite Derby Moment
When the Cherrybombs won the 2010 Calvello Cup
Bio
Alison Chains grew up cranky and irreverent in the punk pits of Brooklyn, NY. She decided to start the Long Island Roller Rebels, where she finished off her first season voted "dirtiest player" and earning the most ejections in the league. She was given her skater name on account of her habit of favoring the use of chains as a tool in her infamous fits of mania. After a particularly crazy night, Chains decided she needed a change of weather, and Texas seemed like a good place to start. She grabbed Sparks, her favorite referee, and headed south. While searching one night for a good place to get a cold drink in a hot city, she sloshed into Headhunters and ran straight into some scary-looking ladies in green and black. It was love at first sight.