Fire and Cowbells!

TXRD fans, get ready to set the night on fire!

Tomorrow, two powerful teams embark on a quest for redemption, facing off at the Thunderdome to determine who moves one step closer to the Calvello Cup!

Will the the two-year Puta winning streak be broken like a prize horse in the stable by the Rhinestone Cowgirls, or will the whores be toasting with tequila in victory? This bout will determine which of the two teams must hang up their skates in defeat for the remainder of the 2016 season, so you don’t wanna miss it!

Both the Rhinestones and Putas are coming back to the track in the wake of defeat (by the Cherry Bombs and Holy Rollers, respectively), so the stakes are high. With two of their most fearsome blockers, Pea Khante and Juicy Cooter, out of town to represent TXRD at this year’s Battle on the Bank tournament, it appears that las Putas are at an immediate disadvantage, but with blockers like Bidi Bidi Boom Boom and Putahontas, as well as hybrid skaters like Sab A. Taj and Rasta Fury, they still present a formidable pack. However, will it be enough to prevent Rhinestone blocking terrors like Catty Whompass, Bikini Killer and Gnarly Carly from taking control?

With these evenly-matched rosters and an array of fleet-footed jammers on both teams, it’s anybody’s game!

To see who emerges the victor, join us at the the Palmer Events Center tomorrow night, June 4th! Doors open at 6, and skates hit the track at 7. Pick up a pair of tickets for $15 each at the door and online at txrd.frontgatetickets.com, or for $10 from your favorite TXRD skater while supplies last. Kids, 12 and under, get in free! Get your derby on!