Disclaimer

We regret to inform our customers and fans that there will be no partial refunds on your August 29th, TXRD Playoff tickets. Yes, we know you paid for the whole seat, and we are aware that most of you only used the edge. We sincerely hope that the amount of action and entertainment provided made up the difference.

Please note, for the cost of one ticket, our fans were able to enjoy the following: a good ol’ fashioned loop-da-loop with Lacy Bones going over the rail, Pea Khante dominating the Tug of War, Lyka Boss giving Dyer’s Eve just a smidge of hope before crushing her in an arm wrestling competition, Mack-truck-like hits from Attila the Nun and Ghettostar Ballactica, Anita Confess’ ejection in the 4th quarter, and eleven (no that is not a typo) – 11- lead changes!

The official score was at 81-74, sending Las Putas Del Fuego to the Calvello Cup Championship to battle the Cherry Bombs on Oct 17th.

We cannot be held responsible for whatever was distracting you from this bout if you left with your blood pressure in-tact and your stomach knot-free. In an effort to amend any hard feelings, locate a skater for discounted tickets to the Championship bout.

We now consider this matter closed. Thank you for your patience and understanding.

Banked Track Roller Derby – the most entertaining sport in the world ~